10 Things You Need To Know About The Alpha Male

Do you love reading and writing about Alpha males? Then see if these top facts strike a chord…!

  1. He may have an enormous private jet/ sports car/ luxury yacht but there’s nothing this guy needs to overcompensate for…
  2. His bespoke suits/ cowboy boots/ scrubs look amazing on his muscular frame…and even better on the bedroom floor!
  3. He only laughs when something is either really really funny, or if he’s made the joke.
  4. He’s got so much testosterone that he’s rarely spotted clean-shaven…
  5. If he doesn’t agree with something, you’ll soon know about it.
  6. He doesn’t have to ask what you what you’re thinking, he knows…Especially in the bedroom!
  7. Speaking of which, this guy is seriously fertile. Like, seriously. 😉
  8. His metabolism is insane – no matter how many glasses of champagne, rare steaks, or romantic dinners for two he has, he remains pure rippling muscle. (Plus you’ll never have the awkward ‘who’s paying for dinner’ chat.)
  9. Whatever you do, do NOT ask him about his relationship with his parents…not unless you want to unleash his deepest darkest emotional conflict! In fact, commenting on his family is generally to be avoided…that way lies a revenge plot.
  10. Most importantly, he’ll never say ‘I love you’ unless he really means it

So, what are we missing – what else do you think we should know about the Alpha male!? Help us compile the definitive list below 🙂

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  1. Chris Buono

    Nice Alpha-male points, SOLD! Blog! Now, answering your call for more, perhaps the following can be another point for your list:

    “Although he has a commanding exterior, there’s a tender, softer side to him that’s just waiting to be encouraged out and into the relationship…by the right gal, of course.” 😉

    • Mary Fahey

      More Alpha Male traits.
      He is prone to jumping to unfavourable conclusions about the heroine.
      He makes every decision and unless the heroine stands up to him, will dictate her whole life.
      He is successful and believes the world should know. The heroine often finds him through a magazine article etc when he disappears after a night of passion.
      He can organise a wedding (by himself)in a few days/hours, even down to a wedding dress that fits.
      His family are usually doormats. They don’t mind when he turns up with a new wife and secret toddler(s). They mind the said toddler(s) without complaint.

      Although he has a poor sense of humour,he often is unintentionally hilarious.

      My poor hero Silas only scored 3/10 on the above list from SOLD (The cars,the stubble and sincere I love you). I think he’s more of a wannabe Alpha.